Year 1 2020 - 2021

Miss McKenna

Here are our Jokes to make you smile on Red Nose Day 2021...

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?

Why are dalmatians bad at hide and seek?
Because they always get spotted!

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dinosnore!

Where does a snail get its hair cut?
Slowcut!

Why did the dog go to the Doctors?
Because it was sick!

What animal needs to wear a wig?
A Bald Eagle!

Why was the fish scared of the net?
Because it didn't want to get caught!

Why did Brodie kick the ball over the fence?
Because he is funny!

What is brown and sticky?
A stick!

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
Can you smell carrots?

What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!

Why did the car go into the bear shop?
Because it was a bear!

Have you got any holes in your socks?
No, why?
Then how did you get your feet in?

What do you call a bull with no horns?
A Bulldog!

Why did the person stick his tongue onto a window scraper?
Because he was hungry!

Why did the man not tell a joke?
Because he was the Joker!

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9!

What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps?
A Dinosnore!

What do you call a mouse that flies?
A fly!

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie inside it!

Where do cows go for fun?
To the moooooovies!

What do you call a dog without fur?
A skeleton!

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look I'm changing!

Why did Minecraft eat the world?
Because it was a sphere!

Why did the nose cross the road?
Because it got off the man!

What did the snowman eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bob!
Bob who?
Bob Poo!

What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesaurus!

I hope these made you smile! Have a great weekend!

 

Welcome to our Year 1 page. 

Our class teacher is Miss McKenna and our teaching assistants are Mrs Blezard and Mrs Watkinson.

We are a class of 30 amazing, kind, happy and caring children who work hard to achieve our personal best. We are looking forward to all the amazing things we will learn this academic year.

To contact me, please e-mail me on Year1@penwortham-pri.lancs.sch.uk and I will get back to you as soon as I can. 

Miss McKenna.

 

Files to Download

Year 1: News items

Newsletter 11th June, by Mrs Hesketh

21st May 2021, by Mrs Hesketh

14th May newsletter, by Mrs Hesketh

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Year 1: Gallery items

British Science Week 2021, by Miss McKenna

We will Remember them, by Mrs Hesketh

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